The Deadworld letter pages in the first series were always entertaining and were answered by KING ZOMBIE himself.
                           

Deadworld,
    Well, I looked through the letter columns of a previous issue and it was full of people loving being shocked and horrified. So tell me, is this more than a horror book, or am I thinking too much?
Malcolm, England
   Shit yeah, Deadworld is more than just a horror book and shit no, you’re not thinking too much---I think that’s pretty obvious.

                      
Fellow undead brother,
    Don’t think I’m just another warmie fan. The best thing about Deadworld is the cool ghoul himself, King Zombie. Now onto my questions. The Dead Words in #12 spoke of a T-shirt with King Zombie and I’m wondering if its the one featured in the ad right after the Dead Letter office.
    Don’t start making threats about ripping out my heart, my stomach or any other vital parts of my anatomy. If you don’t understand my request, I’ll make it easy for you...just answer the damn question!
Aaron, Wisconsin
   Let’s see. This guy here wants to know if the picture in the ad is the picture on the T-shirt. What’s your next question? Is the name on the cover of the book the same name that’s on the inside? Uh, dweeb...I think your brain is already dead.

                      
Macho Man King Zombie,
    Hey, you’re a pretty tough guy when you got that Deake fella, but what happens when Wolverine gets a hold of your ass? I’ll tell you. He’s going to spike you three new assholes! Have a nice day.
Scott, Pennsylvania
   Three new assholes? One is named Scott, what’s the name of the other two?

                     
Dear Dead Ones,
    Deadworld, without a doubt, is the most prized pieces of my comic book collection. And that is saying a lot. The violence mixed with the realism of the main characters biting it occasionally is truly refreshing compared to some of the hero crap that we get rammed down our throats. I don’t care if you come out with ten covers, I’d buy them all. Until I’m dead (or undead), make mine Deadworld! If you would please be so kind as to honor my letter and myself by printing it in the World’s Greatest Comic, I would be most humble.
Paul, Texas
    Yeah, we know. You want to take this and show it to mom and dad and say, "wow, look what I did! I got a letter printed in Deadworld!" But see, it don’t mean shit if you ain’t been insulted, hell, that’s why most people write in. So, just to make you feel real good in front of your mom and dad…fuck off and die. Oh, by the way, in case you didn’t know it…that’s not your real dad. Your real one was a truck driver who showed your mom a gear or two.

                      
Deadworld,
    I think Deadworld is the best comic book ever put out. It has death, gore, violence, everything a sicko like me could ask for. There’s just one thing wrong, the warmies aren’t getting killed enough. The zombies get killed a little too often.
Bryan
    This guy’s complaining about dead people getting killed too much?!?

                       
King Zombie,
    How does it feel to rot anyway? No complaints about your rag except the time that passes between issues. A problem. As soon as I buy an issue of Deadworld, I get in my car and realize I’ve bought the same issue with a different cover. Discontinue the wussie series to cut down on confusion.
Ryan, Michigan
   What the hell is wrong with you? You know that little number we put on each issue in the upper right hand corner? Well, that’s an issue number. What do you do? You look at it and think to yourself, "geez, I already got that one last week…maybe another issue with the same number came out?" Right!

                          

Dear Intestine Breath,
    I was reading my latest issue of Deadworld and is the greatest. I showed it to my friends and they dug it as well. I’m in a hardcore band and we used a segment of Deadworld #13, the part where the nymphomaniac crazed foxy zombie chick seduces that human prisoner against the tree. That shit kicks ass, man. We did not reproduce that segment for personal or financial gain, but for spreading the word that Deadworld is on the loose!
Peter, New Jersey
    You bet your fuckin’ ass it is!

                            
Dear Caliber,
    I am just dropping you a line to congratulate you on another fine issue of Deadworld. Truly too cool, for words. Hey KZ, you had better do something about that breath of yours, I can smell you all the way down here.
Scott, Missouri
   My breath? Think you’d better lift up that shirt of yours and take a whiff if you really want to find out what that smell is. Hadn’t you noticed that there hasn’t been any zombies up in your area…now you know why.

                             
Dear Deadworld,
    Deadworld is the best! Don’t change anything. Hey King Zombie, eat them fucking warmies!
Buck
    Nah, I prefer to get them when they’re sleeping.

                              
Dear Deadworld,
    King Zombie kicks Ass! I saw a friend’s copy of #16 and went out and bought every copy I could find. I love KZ’s abusive response and I’ll probably get one as well. Too bad that KZ’s bike got trashed. That was one cool machine. The grakkens are pretty mean, too. Deadworld rules and I’ll keep buying as long as you keep making them. I hope you like the drawing.
Chris, British Columbia
   No, you ain’t going to get one and no, I don’t like the drawing.

                             
Dear King,
    Deadworld is the most grossest, horriblest, puckingest, fucking right-on-it ist book I’ve ever laid eyes on. Don’t ever stop, ‘kay? I wonder is I could ask his disgustingness a favor. Would you please, please, please, oh, please munch on Tipper Gore? If you do, I’ll send you my spleen collection and let you have dibs on my first born. Is it a deal?
Glenn, Saskatchewan
   My spleen collection is kind of full right now and I already have dibs on your first born. But first you have to get laid…I can’t wait forever.

                               
Dear King Zombie,
    I hope you get those warmies! Especially that little crap head, Joey. He just gets his kicks from mooching off the other guys. I hope when you catch them again, you gnaw on their warmie, fat little fingers! You're the coolest undead there is. KEEP ‘EM BLEEDING! Go have a zombie feast and Chris has pretty intestines.
Issac, New York
She does, doesn’t she?

 Dear Caliber,
    I like Deadworld a lot but please make King Zombie quit wearing an upside down cross in his ear. Please make his ear get blown off or have Don rip it out or something. I really don’t like it.
Aaron, Ohio
   I remember you. You’re the one that liked Deadworld because it didn’t deal with Satan. Now you’re complaining about the upside down cross. Shit, it’s only jewelry, dirt bag! And as far as Satan is concerned, if that runty ass shows up around here too often, maybe I’ll take a bite out of him…warm meat, ya know. Either that, or give him your address.

                              
King Geek,
    Watching you ride horseback made my day. It didn’t tarnish your reputation as the most perverted, sick, mean, ugly, and downright disgusting hero in comicland. Watch your back though, if you ever come to LA, it would be smart to bring the bitch for backup. We ain’t afraid.
One and the Bean Queens, California
Bean Queens? Geez, just what we need, faggot vegetables.

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